Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey
"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"
by ballsdeep78 July 09, 2009
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.
“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”
by Lorilyn October 06, 2018
It CAN be for a dude, i guess, BUT it is funnier when refered to as a CANADIAN camel toe! come on i mean moose=Canada people!get with it!
-O ew!did you just see that camel toe!?!
-dude, no we're in Canada. It's proper term is moose knuckle. douchebag.
-dude, no we're in Canada. It's proper term is moose knuckle. douchebag.
by Neumann December 26, 2007
The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
by Dr. Blue Balls April 26, 2007
by Anggelos April 08, 2015
by Cobs sammitch October 21, 2016