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moose knuckle

by bige5569 August 22, 2003
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Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey
"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"
by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009
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Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.
by Lorilyn October 5, 2018
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moose knuckle

It CAN be for a dude, i guess, BUT it is funnier when refered to as a CANADIAN camel toe! come on i mean moose=Canada people!get with it!
-O ew!did you just see that camel toe!?!
-dude, no we're in Canada. It's proper term is moose knuckle. douchebag.
by Neumann January 9, 2008
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moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007
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Moose Knuckle Buckle

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time
by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016
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dirty moose knuckle

by Anggelos April 7, 2015
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