Montreal Flat 

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.

Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.

Montreal Flat by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009

Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved

“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan

Montreal Fan by StreakJK November 27, 2020

Montreal waterslide 

Ejaculating in a woman with her ass and the air and sliding the cum down between her cheeks with your dick.

I gave her a Montreal waterslide while she was leaning over the chair.

Montreal waterslide by Wikud May 31, 2021

Montrease 

Montrease means: to be loyal, and down to earth. Will change your life in a positive way. Very intimate and understanding..will blow your back out no question.

You really are such a montrease and I love it 😍.

Montrease by Montrease November 22, 2021

Montreal 

Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.

man Montreal is so chill and funny at the same time its crazy

Montreal by Juju on Da Beat November 21, 2021

montrease 

Montrease: a loyal gentleman that is full of positive vibes, very intimate, useful in every way, and will blow your back out.

dam you really are an entire montrease out here and I love it 😩

montrease by Montrease November 23, 2021

Montreal Cacachiens 

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo

habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck

Montreal Cacachiens by MagnaBad December 14, 2021