meaty portions

the roundor robust shape of a slut

dman son, tht bitch got some meaty portions ,b.

by bedford coxx November 8, 2003

Meaty Cherry

When the penis is so inflamed from S.T.D's that it is able to fit peices of meat inside of it. Later when urinating it out the build up forces the skin to rip turning the meat into a cherry sized mass which is all bloody.

Oh man I totally just meaty cherry'd all over!

by GigglyBondage July 2, 2010

Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.

Mr. Meaty is fucking full of guano.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Meaty Thursday

The day of the week where an apartment full of males have anal and oral sex with each other, in that order.

"Bro, are you pumped for meaty thursday?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lube!"

by Taco Hater September 9, 2011

meaty thigh

Upper leg region of a generously weighted individual, generally felt up by preists/fathers.

He felt up the meaty thigh of paul *******

by brother to gf of stoner May 13, 2005

meaty wee

1. the periodic discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from the uterus, occurring approximately monthly from puberty to menopause in nonpregnant women and females of other primate species.
2. the period of menstruating.

see that bird oe'r thee-er, she's got meaty wee

by joaquination July 29, 2007

meaty flaps

The flaps of an overweight woman's genitalia considered extreamly meaty

"Look at those flaps so large and fat"

" surely you mean she has meaty flaps?"

by PorgiePants April 14, 2014