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Sparx maths

Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch

Me: here you go
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Sparx Maths

A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.
Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."

Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*

Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
by Sbeb January 12, 2023
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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.
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Cool maths games

The only way to survive long and boring classes aka the entirety of school
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Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵
Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it
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Sparx Maths

Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.

Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"

"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."

"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."

"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
by Sbeb December 13, 2022
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P.E. vs Maths

P.E. lessons always are taken away by Math teachers.
P.E. vs Maths:
Math teacher: P.E. teacher is sick, so Math lesson today!
Students: Oh noooooo
(P.E. teacher comes)
P.E. teacher: Ohhhhh it seems that I am "sick" today again!
by Lily Pig June 17, 2021
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