Markus

Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.

Person1: i have a crush on someone.
Person2: oooO, is it Markus?
Person1: no ew wtf

by Lmfaonoluckheremarkus May 3, 2023

Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her

i markus my cousin

by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024

Markus

Probably a good dad. Looks like a dad.

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.

by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

Markus

Markus is sexiest guy in the universe, who cares about everybody and wants to be everyones friend. He has a massive D and is ripped as hell. Girls wuldn't want to miss out on this guy.

OMG have you seen Markus today he looks so sexy in that Nike tech Fleece?

by Anonymus600 February 10, 2020

Markus

Smallest cock ever. Save your time.

A: Ayo saw that dude?
B: Yeah, deffo Markus

by sssalt January 23, 2023