Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her

i markus my cousin

by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024

Markus

Probably a good dad. Looks like a dad.

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.

by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018

Markus

Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.

«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»

by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019

Markus

yes papi

uhh Markus UHHHHH

by gcvhb May 5, 2021

Markus

Smallest cock ever. Save your time.

A: Ayo saw that dude?
B: Yeah, deffo Markus

by sssalt January 23, 2023

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016

markus

he’ll leave u on opened and with absolutely ignore u most of the time; dont trust him

“dude, markus left me on opened again!”
“nahh jit playing. fr?”
“yes! i’m gonna cry.”

by arilovesu January 25, 2023