Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 05, 2004
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Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...
That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!
by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006
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Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.
Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.
by 1621122 November 03, 2011
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Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 05, 2004
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the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.
the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.
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Perra Mantis

A dog named Perra with a Praying Mantis head
What's up Perra Mantis
Pera Medic

Pera Cite
by Gas Mask July 29, 2012
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Mantis Chop

A fast moving, flat handed, finger stab, from the bent elbo position. A Mantis chop is usually deployed to the chest, but under extreme circumstances it is ideal to Mantis Chop the neck. When Mantis Chopping it is common for the striking Mantis to yell "Mantis Chop" with high pitch emphasis on the word "Mantis."
"If Elliot eats the last slice of pizza I swear I'm gonna Mantis Chop his neck."

"Ashley! God Damn it! Quite Mantis Chopping me!"
by AshLee BernWell September 20, 2016
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