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Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.
Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday
by Ireallydont September 8, 2021
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Buying Manhattan

A female heavily adorned with brightly colored costume jewelry necklaces and arm bangles. Manhattan Island was sold to the explorers for beads and baubles.
Did you see that girl with 12 necklaces on? Yeah, shes so loaded shes buying Manhattan.
by rickd510 June 6, 2010
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Manhattan donut

Blowing cocaine up another person's arsehole with a straw.
Got my bird to give me a Manhattan donut last night
by Keith Pipes January 1, 2022
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beef manhattan

The art of squating over and shitting between your girlfriend's ass cheeks. Then soon after you ejaculate on the shit. The shit is the beef, the ass cheeks are the bread slices, and the spunk is the mash potatoes and gravy.
After drilling this skank in her swamp hole, she wanted me to flip her over, spread her cheeks apart and give her a Beef Manhattan. I hope she's hungry.
by Tatted Fatback October 5, 2015
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Manhattan shit

A term that means to shit your pants.
It comes from the fact that during the day the cross town traffic in some places in Manhattan slows to 5 mile per hour and no toilet can be found and so some guys shit there pants.
If i can't find a toilet soon I'm gona take a Manhattan shit.
by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012
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upper manhattan

The Northern Area of Manhattan, New York, NY. - Including parts such as Washington Heights, Harlem, etcetera.
"Yeah, I live in Upper Manhattan. I take the A train almost every day."
by Mxrtinezz March 29, 2015
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Manhattan Hanky

A Manhattan Hanky is the act of blowing a snot rocket on the bathroom wall of the facilities department of a rehabilitation center and home
Scott really made up the term Manhattan Hanky.
by PHRQ November 19, 2021
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