March 7th 

The funniest people are born on this day! People who are born on March 7th are hilarious and have an attitude! They are kinda smart and really sarcastic! They are really self conscious about there looks, very artistic and pretty.

Bro do you see that girl?

Yes bro she must have been born on March 7th!
Totally bro!

March 7th by BunnyBoi223 October 28, 2019

March 28 

National "fuck that shit" day

It's March 28, stop overthinking

It's March 28, ignore bullshits

March 28 by yurimakka October 16, 2019

March 16 

National screaming day

National screaming day is on March 16

March 16 by Reee boy October 17, 2019

march 25, 2015 

the worst day ever... aka the day zayn left one direction

hey did you hear what happened on march 25, 2015

omg yes I'm so sad but his mental health is more important
FUCK MODEST MANAGEMENT!!

march 25, 2015 by Person_12345 August 16, 2020

March 4th 

National fuck ur friends day

Boy/girl: it’s March 4th, you know what that mean
Boy/girl: sheeesh say less

March 4th by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021

March 5 

The day the hottest person is born

Wow they must be born on March 5th.

March 5 by Gum4Life October 23, 2019

March 13

when the best of the best people are born. they strive for the best and are peak Lightning McQueen awesomeness. they are NOT midgets(for the most part) and they are EPIC

p1: how do you become a God?

p2: well you have to be born on March 13

March 13 by god_13 October 16, 2019