Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.

1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010

Ate My Balls

One of the first internet memes, the "Ate My Balls" websites consisted of low resolution pictures of various celebrities discussing their enthusiasm for ball-eating. It all began with "Mr. T Ate My Balls,' a site created by a University of Illinois student in 1996 that soon spawned several knock-off sites such as Homer Simpson Ate My Balls, Chewbacca Ate My Balls, Hello Kitty Ate My Balls, Bill Gates Bought My Balls.....

If you were a student in the l990s, you probably remember the "Ate My Balls" websites.

by Medicine Show September 11, 2011

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

lick lick lick my balls

from rick and morty.

LICK LICK LICK MY BALLS!!! YEAH! SAY IT ALL THE TIME

by papyrusundertale August 25, 2017

Bieber My Balls

To not give a fuck about Justin Bieber. Synonyms: Bieber can suck my balls, Bieber Likes Balls, Bieber Mis Huevos

Bieber Fan: have you heard of the new song by Justin Bieber
G: Bieber my balls, i dont give a fuck

by sh4rk September 22, 2011

lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

my balls

A shortened version of you're breaking my balls. Much simpler to deliver and produces the same effect.

Basicly, when "someone is giving you a really hard time" as mentioned in the original.

Evan: You think you might be able to lend me some cash?
Karl: My balls.

Evan: You think we can reduce my debt to you to only 70$?
Karl: My balls.

Evan: Guess who I'm going out with?!
Karl: My fuckin' balls.

by Comrade Karl July 5, 2006