Muddy Unicorn

Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.

"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."

by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012

Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess

1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!

by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 29, 2016

Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle

I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy

by Pheonte706 December 21, 2018

Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME

Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.

by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018

Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard

Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.

by DjBunWun March 6, 2019

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

by DonDion August 28, 2019