minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

by QuacksO December 30, 2018

Minty Turnip

An experience where you are harassed by someone (often on Facebook) by a white person.

White person - "I noticed your name sounds like "Minty Turnip""

by ClassyFlosser February 18, 2011

Minty

Term used by stoner to define the high. Minty as when you brush your teeth, refreshed tinglyness.

After that bong hoot, I'm minty

by James Monroe, Biatch April 17, 2007

minty kiss

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

minty vincy

a menthol-fitered cigarette where the tobacco is removed with a hairpin and replaced with cannibis

for his birthday david got a pack of minty vincies form his surfer friends

by amibbdos May 01, 2005

telling a minty

someone that has told a blatant lie and has been caught out doing so.

I'm telling ya i haven't got any holiday snaps cos i lost my phone ( posted 3 hours ago via mobile)

I think someones telling a minty .......

by hippy71 June 23, 2013

Minty Moose

1. A moose with a craving for mint candies

2. A white moose with red hooves, striped antlers, striped stomach and red chin tuft

Dude! Check out that minty moose!! We should totally give it a mint candy!

by Mango the Ninja January 02, 2011