A sexual act where one partner lies down face-up on the ground while the other squats down over them like Bigfoot at a stream and poops in their mouth. The lying-down partner holds the poop in their mouth and then stands up and makes out with the other person, going all "Lady and the Tramp" on the poop.
Note: The partners involved in the Minnesota Bigfoot can be of any configuration: male-female, male-male, female-female
Note: The partners involved in the Minnesota Bigfoot can be of any configuration: male-female, male-male, female-female
Yesterday I met this fine chick at Church and when we went home together I gave her the Minnesota Bigfoot.
by The Minnesota Bigfoot January 02, 2011
Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."
by Raina J. April 11, 2011
The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.
"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.
by Arcmerx November 30, 2010
by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010
When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015
a small hicktown in minnesota.
rednecks galore.
you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.
the partys in laporte are crazy.
country music is what you'll hear on the radios.
alcoholics are everywhere.
8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.
weed is the drug to be found.
lets get smoked up! (=
rednecks galore.
you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.
the partys in laporte are crazy.
country music is what you'll hear on the radios.
alcoholics are everywhere.
8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.
weed is the drug to be found.
lets get smoked up! (=
by blehhhh. January 07, 2010
by GrabIT April 11, 2008