markus

he’ll leave u on opened and with absolutely ignore u most of the time; dont trust him

“dude, markus left me on opened again!”
“nahh jit playing. fr?”
“yes! i’m gonna cry.”

by arilovesu January 25, 2023

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016

Markus

yes papi

uhh Markus UHHHHH

by gcvhb May 5, 2021

Markus

Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.

«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»

by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019

Markus

Smallest cock ever. Save your time.

A: Ayo saw that dude?
B: Yeah, deffo Markus

by sssalt January 23, 2023

Markus

Markus is sexiest guy in the universe, who cares about everybody and wants to be everyones friend. He has a massive D and is ripped as hell. Girls wuldn't want to miss out on this guy.

OMG have you seen Markus today he looks so sexy in that Nike tech Fleece?

by Anonymus600 February 10, 2020

markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019