A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her
by Savageboii23 March 13, 2024
by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018
This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.
OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!
by pimpniggalord696969 November 20, 2023
Markus is synonymous with being the ultimate male, a so called ”giga chad”. Markus is locally known as an ”animal” in Sweden.
by Djuret January 19, 2022
Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.
Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*
by olive green August 11, 2019
The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself
by Markus da labomanol May 21, 2022
by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016