Markus

The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself

I LIKE BIG MARKUS BALLS IN MY ASS

by Markus da labomanol May 20, 2022

Markus

a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot

markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night

by vaginakfjfhfhr February 5, 2021

Markus

He is Markus , yes

Hey Markus, what's up?

Yes.

by sunghoon March 22, 2021

Markus

yes papi

uhh Markus UHHHHH

by gcvhb May 5, 2021

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

Markus

Fresno Worse warlock a guy who can only live like a asshole one way if you know of him you know what I mean he gets mad but its life he wants you mad don't get mad just wait and laugh

HahHa markus your caught

by cece a witch March 22, 2022

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021