Maia

Maia is a loving, kind and very pretty girl with green eyes who will always help you out. She typically has a passion for science and is very smart. She’s loyal to friends and can become friends with anyone. She is the perfect mix of an introvert and extrovert and when you get to know her, she is THE funnest person to be around. Everyone needs a Maia in their life.
Person 1: it’s so boring here

Person 2: let’s go to Maia
by Croslako March 30, 2024
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Maia is amazingly smelly and likes poop and she eats her toenails and she wipes her butt with her hand and she is addicted to bad tic toys
Oh poop I would hate to be maia
by Fat fart December 31, 2019
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Maia’s are not the best people. they’re toxic and cause so many problems. they always think they’re the best people, who look super gorgeous, but let’s be honest they’re pretty ugly and rude people. if your friend with a maia, they’re probably blonde, most are. anyways maia’s are sassy rude and toxic people so stay away from them.
person: “why does that girls face look like that?”

everyone else: “she thinks she had a resting bitch face, but she’s a maia so she doesn’t and just looks ugly
by your m0ther<3 November 22, 2021
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THAT'S MY GOAT OOMFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"oh my god, it's maia!!!!!!!!
by lunaleon December 29, 2021
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They are normally small and loud. Usually have good looking brothers.
Maia is okay but have you seen her brother!!!
by AlabamaRock December 01, 2018
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People who are named Maia may look like a normal person but they are actually extreme Perfectionists, they will bully and steal stuff from none perfectionists. Because of them being so perfect they don't understand what its like to get anything lower than a A++, they will get questions right on tests even when the teachers don't know the answer themselves.

If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
David - "Yo, Maia got a 100% on the History test yesterday".
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
by honudave04 November 29, 2021
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Don’t let the “i” in her name fool you, this girl is anything but unique. She’s a basic bitch. Maia's always need that one best friend, and that friend can’t get close with anyone else. Maia’s may make you feel special, but they will manipulate and drop you when they find someone better. They’re pretty, smart, and charming, but don’t get sucked in: they’re psycho.
Guy: bro have you met Maia yet? She’s super hot.

Guy 2: nah Maia’s are crazy, get out while you can.
by namedict4 April 20, 2019
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