Literally

Literally means actually or without exaggeration.

Saying literally, you are describing something exactly how it happened, you are being literal.

1. The mo ate the tuna and literally broke out into hives, seriously, my friend.
2. I literally pissed my pants laughing at that awesome joke.

by SpicyCrawTaters June 8, 2014

Literally

A word with very limited application in the English language that is nonetheless used extensively by millennials, and also by middle-aged hipster liberals, in attempts to sound smart and well-informed. The word is needlessly inserted into may statements, and is used gratuitously and/or incorrectly.

Chick I met at an anti-Trump rally: "I am literally so angry about the government shut down."
Me: "Literally? You were literally mad? You were afraid I would think you meant you were 'angry' figuratively?"

Same chick:"Oh my god, that was so funny I literally pissed myself!"
Me: "Um...are you sure?"

by D-baggie January 23, 2018

un-be-fucking-lievable

When something is more than unbelievable.

Wow, that sex was un-be-fucking-lievable.

by Anna Kezarer-branch November 14, 2007

Literally

A word that dipshit millenials (99% of the time a female) use to show emphasis. Almost always used incorrectly instead of the word figuratively. A dead giveaway that the person who uses the word is a mouth breathing degenerate who got a C in English class. These people often do not know the difference between "they're", "their", and "there".

Literally actually means exactly what is said.

Dumb millenial chick: omg last time we were their I literally died laughing

Smart dude: you mean figuratively, not literally. And it's "there", not "their"

Dumb millenial chick: ugh whatever

by [e-mail] November 2, 2016

literal

When something is for real, bruh.

"Yeah, it's literal, bruh, it's for real."

by Why do you wanna know my name? July 6, 2016

Literally full of shit

When your digestive system is backed up to the point where the majority of it is filled with partially-to-fully digested food.

God, I'm so constipated, I'm literally full of shit.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

Literal Definition of Perfection.

For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.

"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"

by The most perfect woman September 17, 2016