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liar wire 

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.
liar wire by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Liar's Touch 

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
Liar's Touch by Rayae February 9, 2021

Liar mom 

It's when your mom never trusts you, but.... you try to punish her, so you say to the crowd: My mom's a liar!
The Crowd says: Really
You: YAS, Never trust him!
The crowd says: Ok
Person 1: Liar mom
Ur mom: Stop
Person 1: I'm never trusting you
Liar mom by Linsuck September 6, 2022

liar's dice 

A drinking game for two or more players. It is a quick game, but is best played with less than 7 players. It is played with two dice and a large plastic cup (24 oz or more).
Play starts with Player 1 who shakes the dice in a cup then turns the cup over onto the table. Player 1 peeks at the dice. The dice make a number and Player 1 tells the next player that number, reading the highest number first. Player 2 can believe Player 1, but must beat that number with his/her own number. Player 2 then shakes the cup and tells a higher number to Player 3 - even if Player 2 does not get a higher number. The game is "Liar's Dice", remember).
The game goes in one direction and continues until either the player with the dice is caught in a lie, or the player who calls it a lie is incorrect.
A pre-determined amount of alcohol is consumed by the "loser". Play resumes quickly.
(SEE MEXICAN LIAR'S DICE FOR NEAT GAME VARIATION)
Liar's Dice is played like this:
Player 1: (shake, sees a 3,4) "forty-three"
Player 2: OK. (shake, sees a 4,5) "fifty-four"
Player 3: Um, ah...ok. (shake, sees a 5,5) "sixty-one"
Player 4: Bullshit! (Player 4 lifts cup exposing Player 3's 5,5)
So, Player 3 sheepishly chugs some pre-defined quantity of alcohol.
Player 4 re-starts the game.
liar's dice by gavoni July 7, 2008

liar and a lesbian 

When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.
"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."

Liar liar pants on fire! 

A little sentence that kids in elementary school uses to say that your lying.For example,you say that your mom is ARIANA GRANDE and everyone knows that its fake right,so the kids would come at you saying"PFF,LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE"and then run away from you.Its more like a term used to say that youre obviously lying and they are mocking of that fact.