Lebanese

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Lebanese are always wearing tight pants.

by bomberclat January 21, 2024

Lebanese Scrote

The worst scrote of them all. Foreign and dirty. Smells like gherkin brine and fear.

'That dan johnson, he's such a lebanese scrote'

by Zardino November 19, 2019

lebanese toothbrush

Dipping ones flaccid penis into a tub of garlic sauce then proceeding to ask someone to perform oral sex on you

Going to swing by El Jannah on my way home so I can give my girlfriend a Lebanese toothbrush tonight!

by Garlicboy69 September 25, 2019

Lebanese President

A fictional character relied on in the real world. Nobody knows he’s not there. But I prefer spider man more :)

The Lebanese President hasn’t been to his country for 5 years now.

by PenguinWithALife March 13, 2022

Lebanese Squonk

When a man ejaculates into a woman, then she spins around in a circle of women until the cum shoots out onto someone’s face

Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk

by lord_quinndelin_ June 28, 2021

Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

closet lebanese

A term used to describe a closet lesbian.

Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.

by Polak Power June 06, 2011