Laura

Laura is a woman with big hooters, I'm talking big hadonka donks, absolutely huge aÖogas, massive awigawoogs, ginormous abonkahonkadoogahonkaloggas.
Bro, you seen lauras breasts?!?!?!?!?!
by Matthew1010101001 May 26, 2022
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Laura is a girl most men try very hard to forget. Unfortunately, some of the best sex was ever had with Laura, making it hard to forget her. Most men that meet a Laura encounter one of two interactions - either she’s running away with all their money, or pounding at their door screaming to be loved. She’s smart enough to cut your ego in two, and self-absorbed enough to keep going in even the most dangerous of situations. Laura’s are the kind of women men write poetry or stories about, hence the 1940 film and 1960s song dedicated to very romantic and alluring Laura’s.
“I guess you thought I was your Laura Palmer, which is why you always expected me to fall apart, and insisted on loving me from afar.”
by Lou0210 August 08, 2022
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Laura is and extraordinary girl, she is full of charm and intellect. She is wonderful, funny, resourceful, brave, shy, cute, sweet, radiant, fascinating, interesting, curious, friendly, independent, strong and bold, deep, hopeless romantic, comforting, exciting, smart and brilliant, emphatic and a bit crazy but also patient, benevolent, calm, elegant, poetic and zealous and last but not least she is really really beautiful.
I love Laura, she is and extraordinary girl.
by Ale___ January 09, 2022
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Is that one girl who you end up meeting out of nowhere, without trying to find her when you least expected it. She is more than a girl of your dreams. I know perfection doesn't exist but she sure was close to it. A strong independent woman who will never ask for help, doesn't have to rely on a man or family, friends, or anyone. Has the most amazing eyes that will capture your heart in an instant. Beautiful silky hair. She likes to eat, and by eat i mean she loves food more than anything lol. She gets kind of grumpy than your usual girl, she might even end up breaking you. But she will always be there to talk to you whenever you had a long day. Makes your days easier. And when you spend time together, time flys by so fast. Never enough time. She is intelligent, fit, very organized, funny and most importantly she will care for you like no one ever has. She definitely has her flaws but, you will never find someone who cars for you like she does and those flaws are what completes her. So if you meet one don't ever let her go, it didn't workout for me because i was stupid, for me it was the saddest but most beautiful way life showed me that we can't have everything. But i promise you will never meet another person like her, and if you are blessed to meet one, you will have your happiest moments with her, a best friend, marry her if you get a chance!
I miss Laura!
by Cookiemonster2015 November 27, 2021
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An amazing girl with a big heart and an even bigger dick :)
Person one: who is that?

Person two: that’s laura, she has a MAGNUM dong.
by LizardAngst November 16, 2019
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A girlfriend that has chubby cheeks and adorable smile. Also she always says yes
Andrei will take laura to winter formal?
by winter formal? November 03, 2016
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"Hey Laura!"
by Goodies529 December 13, 2019
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