lachlan

a lazy bum with no life ambition.

hey who's that
LAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
aka Lachlan

by HeyTherePeeps August 27, 2019

lachlan

a kid who is really pasty, really short, has his pants hitched up to his armpits, and has his shirt tucked into his underware. he is a freak who stated year seven at the age of 10 and he has an iq of 180.

Me: "I hate that kid"

by L337 H4X0R March 17, 2003

the lachlan

when one man puts his penis in the nose and it comes out the mouth and the the lady sucks it

wanna do the lachlan

by YOLITKID October 27, 2020

lachlan

fuck you lachlan

fuck you lachlan

by pyrofuzion April 23, 2018

lachlan

Lachlan is a rectangle, he is seen in kindergarten books like 'the big mean rectangle man' (he is a paedophile). Lachlan plays a very gay game called division 2. He is a gamer and brings his mouse pad too school like a fucking idiot. At lunch he chases kids. Lachlan attempts at selling little kids genitals on the black market. Lachlan is actually featured on Mr. Maker as the big red rectangle.

When I went to school I was chased by lachlan

by jozime September 13, 2020

Lachlan Baker

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

Lachlan Haines

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019