Free labor

The benefits of slavery

Hym "Isn't it... Isn't it the hundreds of years of free labor? Isn't that the benefit of slavery? You get to tell a guy what to do and if he doesn't do it you're allowed (socially) to violence him? Or girl for that matter. You get to bang all the black chicks you want and you don't have to actually court them. I mean the benefits of slavery are legion for the NOT slave."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The 12 Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The 12 Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The 12 Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Goat Labor

goat's doing labor on a Sunday afternoon

Go back to Goat Labor!!

Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.

The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!

The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.

by pure rage March 10, 2022

money labor

The action of where you make your money work for you.

The act of making your money your employee.

There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.

by DollarMaster June 21, 2018

going into labor

Signal for the process of a pregnant person's body preparing for and initiating childbirth, signaled by regular, painful uterine contractions that cause the cervix to dilate and thin, allowing the baby to pass through the birth canal.

Guy: "Remember, just keep it short and casual."
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"

by 7568ino March 17, 2025

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change

" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"

by superduperpasta July 23, 2025