“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”
by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019
Get the Dirty Krystal-Rosemug. A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.
Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄
by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020
Get the big daddy krystalmug. Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022
Get the Schemist/Krystalmug. Ձեր ընտանիքը ձեր արյունը կթափի ձեր առաջացրած գործողությունների պատճառով: Նրանք հավերժական ցավ կզգան ձեր գործողությունների համար: Նրանց թափած արցունքները կվերածվեն արյան, ցավը, որը նրանք զգում են, անտանելի կլինի: Շուտով դուք մենակ կլինեք, ձեր բոլոր
ብቸኛው የባዶነት krystal ዝቃዜ ብቻ ነው የንስሐ.
by zorcytox October 21, 2020
Get the krystalmug. A girl so sweet, she can turn any sour situation into lemonade. Full of fiery spirit, she'll fight for what she thinks is right. Keeping those that she loves close, and always does her best to help those in need. Kyrstall is an amazing listener, you'll notice off of the bat. Hardworking, talented, and true; a beautiful person in anyone's life.
"Hey man, I just hung out with Kyrstall today!"
"Well, tell me about it?"
"There was never a dull moment. She was super outgoing, and a great person to be around."
"Man, Krystall sounds like an amazing person!"
"Well, tell me about it?"
"There was never a dull moment. She was super outgoing, and a great person to be around."
"Man, Krystall sounds like an amazing person!"
by c0c master June 5, 2022
Get the Krystallmug. by pencil licker 2.0 November 16, 2022
Get the Krystalmug. 