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Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
by El Poogo February 12, 2009
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Kipper

K.I.P.P.E.R.S.

Kid In Parent’s Pocket Eroding Retirement Savings

Or Kipper for referring to 1 person
Kippers are in their mid to late 20’s still living at home with their parents with no job. It doesn’t matter if they want to go to college/school they are still sucking the financial tit of their parents for (food, phone, car insurance/repairs) so if they’re unemployed in their 20’s they are a KIPPER.
A group of them are KIPPER’S.
“You see Nate on Snapchat last night smoking a blunt on his back porch? Yeah, same smoke spot since high school dog; what a KIPPER”

“Yo John you still livin at home bruh? Stop being such a KIPPER and get a job

“Alright Kipper it was good talking to you, say hi to Mrs H for me aight?”
by I Yung Puck November 18, 2025
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Kipper Hand

When a guy fingers a women and his hand smells afterwards which is known as kipper hand
Man you’ve got kipper hand after fingering that bird
by Cafc56 January 4, 2018
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Kipper

Racial slur used against white people. Very commonly used against white people who publicly act like they're not racist, and are fighting for minorities, when in reality they are actually racist on the inside.
Dave: Oh my god, look at Kristina. She's such a fucking kipper.
by moonbutch October 28, 2018
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