Kimmie

To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.

I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.

by IknowKim June 7, 2021

Kimmied

The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.

“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”

by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020

Kimmie Morrell

Synonymous with an old, old leather boot from the confederation era

This old boot I just dug out of the ground looks like Kimmie Morrell

by JorgeRules June 30, 2017

kimmy wimmy

A cute name given to a girl by her boyfriend

Person 1 hey Kimberley

Person 2 no her name is Kimmy wimmy

by The funniest cnt ever September 21, 2020