Kamikaze-Fuck

A fateful act that happens when the pilots of a plane start fucking and forget to turn on the autopilot, thus causing the plane to crash.

"Ten people died last night when Joe Schmoe and Jane Doe accidentally had a kamikaze-fuck."

by shadownym34 September 22, 2019

Kamikaze Burn

A burn that requires yourself to be burnt in order to be effective. This should only be used in the most extreme circumstances, when you have no alternate comeback.

The only known way to neutralise an Epic Burn.

friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says I should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
friend 1: "So last night meant nothing to you?"
friend 3: "You got a Kamikaze burn"

by Burnard February 24, 2010

kamikaze watermelon

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.

what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.

by Scared of Mammals August 3, 2004

Kamikaze Slingshot

After ejaculating into a condom, remove from penis and place the open end of the condom on your desired target.

Now pull condom back as to create tension then release in a slingshot stlye action sending the semen on a kamikaze attack.

WEVE AWW DUN IT !, Apart from a Kamikaze slingshot !

by WEVE AWW DUN IT ! November 15, 2011

Canadian Kamikaze

The act of fisting a girl up the vagina, while simultaneously fisting her up the anus. While both hands are inside the female, the man interlocks his fingers, picks her up, and swings her over his head while screaming "CANADIAN KAMIKAZE!!"

Dan: Yo bro what did you do last night?
Trevor: Last night was pretty epic man, I don't think I'll ever recover.
Dan: Why bro, what happened?
Trevor: I met this chick named Maria and gave her the old Canadian Kamikaze.

by Pauly Unstoppable April 21, 2011

team kamikaze

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.

Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.

by pnytrnr April 18, 2014

Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.

I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.

by Oavio McCool April 11, 2010