Jose

When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.

John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !

by Latrishanel September 30, 2008

jose

N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act

1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.

by qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq December 28, 2007

Jose

A Fluffy Mexican.

Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!

by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017

Jose

A Jose is a Latino, he is sensitive but you put up with it. He can keep a long relationship and will give his girl anything and everything she needs. Jose will make sure you’re okay and if you keep secrets from him that will piss him off more than anything. Jose talks a lot and is extremely loud. But... he is a good ass kisser for sure🥵 he will treat his lady right and keep his friends close.

Jose is my boyfriend

by a4c.abigail October 17, 2019

Jose

Jose is a person apart of the Talaban. He is a very white beaner that hates white people

Jose cool person jk

by Myassitches6969 September 11, 2018

Jose

A guy who shows no interest whatsoever. However girls still tend to fall for him and his bad personality. If you meet a Jose you might get the best person or the worst but you’ll still fall for him.

Person: hey who’s that

Me: oh that’s just Jose the guy I like but he’s just not the best person

by My cat just died lmfao February 9, 2020

Jose

This guy right here, is an ass. He seems hot and cute and freaking datable, BUT he is a playboy. Don't like him. I mean you could, you probably have a chance, I didn't. Just think carefully.

Friend: He is a fuckboy
Me: I know but he is just-
(A few days later)
Me: I'm over Jose. That man, I can't.

by XIUCHENAF September 6, 2018