Jose

When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.

John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !

by Latrishanel September 30, 2008

jose

N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act

1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.

by qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq December 28, 2007

Jose

A Fluffy Mexican.

Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!

by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017

Jose

Jose is a person apart of the Talaban. He is a very white beaner that hates white people

Jose cool person jk

by Myassitches6969 September 11, 2018

Jose

Jose is has a big DICK BIGGER THAN HIS GAY FRIENDS and he also is a god at Fortnite and he might leave you dead or in a weahl chair after having sex

Jose has a huge cock

by Akkakakakakaakak June 7, 2019

Jose

A guy who shows no interest whatsoever. However girls still tend to fall for him and his bad personality. If you meet a Jose you might get the best person or the worst but you’ll still fall for him.

Person: hey who’s that

Me: oh that’s just Jose the guy I like but he’s just not the best person

by My cat just died lmfao February 9, 2020

Jose

Slowly going insane but will try to stay sane around other people. He tell a lot of dad joke (maybe a little too much). He will have a crush on a girl and will never ask to go out with anyone because he’s too shy. But when and if you get with him he will be a nice guy and will try to solve arguments instead of make them. If you are feeling sad or if you are depressed in general he will try to comfort you as best he can he’ll basically be your butler until you feel better. Jose will always be loyal and never cheat on you he’ll help you in any way he can and overall will try to be the best guy for you. But if you take advantage of him he will let it pass once or twice maybe three times if he’s known you for a while. And if you do it any more times all I can say is that your in trouble.

Jose is slowly dying inside.

by Tatortot715 October 10, 2020