A Jordyn is a filthy little whore with bomb ass cakes. She will ride you often and hard but be warned, she will also do the same to an entire city block. Stay far away for if you cock gets wrapped in her evil clutches you will get heartbroken with nothing more than decent spank bank material. She will live in Bakersfield and swear she isnt a fucking liar but that is untrue. Dont let her fat ass and crazy talk suck you in. A meth addiction should probably be better for your personal wellbeing.
by Houchimama April 3, 2020
Get the Jordynmug. a ugly girl, selfish and annoying, at first but when you get to know her she is the most amazing girl every, still annoying, but she is a every awesome best friend
by okthenufinecool March 14, 2018
Get the jordynmug. by footballwriter23 December 28, 2021
Get the Jordyn Huitemamug. 
Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019
Get the Jordyn Woodsmug.