Joey

A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.
Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
by NucleaRColaX May 21, 2020
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Any Random guy you find outside, usually in a store or supermarket like a 711. Loves to interrupt people and is a workaholic.
Wow, I just found a Joey at Walmart
by LolGotYouNN May 10, 2021
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Joey is a good man. He will literally take your breath away! He will write you poems and tell you that some of the best days of your lives have yet to come. He will call you beautiful everyday, and tell you that he’s been wishing for you his whole life!!! He is not corny. He’s a real man, a good man, a man you would want to spend all the days you have left with! All he wants is for you to be happy, and you think to yourself “how did I get so lucky?”
I'm Always thinking of you,
from the Start of the day until the end,

it feels so easy Trying life with you,

i will always keep Reminding you of your

beauty,
building something with you is Ideal to me,
i like you i want you, you're all I Desire.

It’s so easy with Joey!
by Your Pocahontas August 14, 2023
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A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.
Ew is that Joey? He’s a douche.
by Forbiddenhoney November 12, 2019
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The guy no one likes because he is average, rude and mean to everyone and tries too hard to fit in
Here is Joey complaining about his love life again, what a party pooper
by yehaw2020 January 31, 2020
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joey
A person of low intelligence often characterized by frequent unination, extremely bad acne, and a sixth toe.
My friend Sam is fun but he is a total joey.
by KangaKidney October 30, 2019
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A dumb childish pimple face poes, always wearing fake designer and thinks he has bitches but his a bitchless, broke boy and forever in girls dm’s and is forever getting bat from peoples ex’s
“Man that kid that Joey is so wack bro he tried getting with my ex and he got bat obviously “

“that kid is too wack bro he hasn’t even been high school for a year “
by Riccdic June 18, 2020
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