Jessica

The name of a high-maintenance girlfriend that a Muslim boy is successfully hiding from his parents but is utterly failing to hide from his own cohort/ friend group.

Example 1:
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"

Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.

Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.

by terranous August 09, 2022

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Tom has a mad fucking crush on her!

DAMNNNNNN JESSICA YOU LOOKIN FINEEEEEE! - Tom

by Anonymous11112222333344445 September 03, 2019

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Huge fool. She is silly and really smart though! She might blab out some of your secrets.... She is a good friend but easily triggered. A Jessica shouldn't be fully trusted... She will ignore you for the dumbest reasons and will laugh at you for doing this or liking that. SHE HATES BOYS and is probably a lesbian.

Girl: hey Jessica I think I like Lucas

Jessica: o cOoL

Jessica: tells Mia and Kelly her bff's for life

Mia : tells the whole school

Girl1: embarrass so she going to be depress

by cookie chocolatebar January 10, 2020

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