that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
by Baalo69 March 05, 2021
Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?
Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.
Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.
Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
by Actionkkjva1 November 15, 2010
Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 06, 2020
by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019