Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY

I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

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Jensen

A pretty, smart, beautiful, amazing, absolutely stunning, funny, fun, lovely, beautiful, fantastic, lovely, beautiful girl.

Her moms name is shaena and she’s incredibly rude

Omg see that hot beautiful amazing smart beautiful funny girl over there? Her name must be jensen!

by JEEEEEEEEEZ October 1, 2021

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Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.

“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”

by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020

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Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.

Carter Jensen you have car in your name.

by SekuTard December 11, 2018

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Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

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