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jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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Jensen

A pretty, smart, beautiful, amazing, absolutely stunning, funny, fun, lovely, beautiful, fantastic, lovely, beautiful girl.

Her moms name is shaena and she’s incredibly rude
Omg see that hot beautiful amazing smart beautiful funny girl over there? Her name must be jensen!
by JEEEEEEEEEZ October 1, 2021
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Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN
Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN
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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY
I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.
by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
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Jensen

Jensen is a fortnite kid
by Amelia is a mongoul February 21, 2022
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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.
Carter Jensen you have car in your name.
by SekuTard December 11, 2018
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