jazz

past tense of jizz

Shat is to shit what jazz is to jizz.
After I took a dump on her face, I jazz in her eye.

by kneadledick April 4, 2011

jazzed

1. excited, alert, and having a positive attiude

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

He is always jazzed after three beers.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

jazz

back in the day, jazz was considered as sexual intercourse

OHhhhhhh lets jazz!
wanna jazz, baby mm!

by Heather T April 20, 2006

jazz

The best music ever made by black people. Very pleasant to the ear when the piano and the saxaphone are used in the composition.

Some styles of jazz, when mixed with techno, produce a musical harmony unmatched by any other musical genre.

by AYB September 18, 2003

jazz

A jazzy way of saying jizz.

"I sprayed jazz all over her face."

by Tonsil December 28, 2005

jazzed

the effects of many alcoholic beverages; i.e. intoxication.

"crystal, let's get jazzed!"

by Hayley December 7, 2003

Jazzing

To jack off to jazz music

My roommate went into his room, pumped some sweet jazz, and was jazzing off all night.

by bravs November 14, 2014