Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Jarvis

The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!

Omggg jarvisss!!!

by Ejfbsjbfjdenj November 18, 2023

Jarvis

Common slang term for a seagull in Newfoundland. Typically found scavenging for food and brawling with each other while doing so. - Bayman’s Collection

“Look at da Jarvis over there, saucy lookin’ ting”

by baymanscollection April 6, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when you getting sloppy deep-throat head from a set a bad a** twins while smoking a cigar.

"Hey I went to my homeboy's house and he was getting a dirty Jarvis from Linda and Keisha, the bad ass twins everybody was tryin to bang"

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when your getting sloppy head from a set of bad a**twins while smoking a cigar.

Hey I went to my homeboy's and he was getting a dirty Jarvis is from Linda & Keisha, the bad a** twins from high school everybody was trying to bang.

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

Jarvis 12:16

initiating kok and ball torture protocol

You heard of the verse of Jarvis 12:16?

by huntmaster900000 November 17, 2022