Josie is that person who either looks like an Oreo, or/ and is a sesh monster. Usually has a max speed of about 5 mph and eats pizza for breakfast. Lies all the time and fakes having dead relatives and being lactose intolerant except for when the have chocolate and say it’s a “special variety” when we all know she’s broke and got it from Asda. 90% of the time will wear blue or pink Tesco clothes and shoes and will end up looking like an obese my little pony.

“Oh don’t talk to them it’s a JOSIE!”

“Omg thx for telling me! I can tell, she’s taking Tylenol!”

by Sesh_time June 25, 2020

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Someone who will through you under the bus when she comes in line with anything that is bad for her. Usually obese and Bitchie.

Some how he heard about me with his brother, I only told Josie.

She must have told him.

by 717Jona Heart May 22, 2010

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josie's get made fun of. they know that thy are well liked and soemtimes not but they obviously dont care. their mood can always change into some depressed stage for about 30 minutes, after their clean. they love forever21, hottopic. and tillys. they are very energetic but lazy. they are amazing caring friends and are so halarious. josies are the most halarious people u will ever meet. they make jokes abot teleltubbiez and are so stupid.

yo josie is stupid but really funny and nice

by bigbootyjosie April 19, 2018

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