jog off

an endearing term to otherwise tell people that you don't like to walk away and stay away...

Hey T... You are really getting on my nerves... Why don't you just jog off

by KTBF July 22, 2009

Get your jog on

Move quickly, or more quickly than you were moving before. Speed it up, start running, let's go!

Jason: Hurry up Jessica! Get your jog on!

by AEI December 29, 2008

After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.

by Travlaki March 13, 2009

Snow Jog

Jogging in deep snow with a very good friend gradually going faster while each participant says "snow jog" in a deep growling voice faster and faster. Good for drunken times.

"Hey Jen! Want to go for a SNOW JOG"...says the realy drunk guy.

by Stevensons Lodge December 20, 2008

clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

by BassString September 20, 2010

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008

hog n jog

The act of fornicating an exceptionally large woman and leaving immediatly after.

Did you see the size of that chick Chris L. took home?

Yea he likes to hog n jog.

by brianlovesfatchicks January 11, 2008