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[Ana Jorgensen] 

THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.

Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?
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Sienna Jurgens 

omg you know sienna jurgens? she's adorable!
Sienna Jurgens by tessasheldonn January 12, 2012
Mark take the trash outside. Mom I don't want to be a Jurgen.
Jurgen by CooleDude November 10, 2014
The best freind of this girl you like who also happens to be gay!
Omg its jurgen
Jurgen by Younger Bull October 9, 2019

Jergensnaff 

General Greeting in foreignese such as, Hey, how it is? Where ya been? What are you doing? Good to see you.
Jergensnaff, long see no time. Where you been?
Jergensnaff by Kennz February 7, 2009
Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off
Aye fool where my jergens lotion at
Jergens by Vape80 June 27, 2019

Burnt Jergens 

1 The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.
1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."