Ivan

A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.

Ivan you fucking Weeaboo!

by Fatboyyy23 December 5, 2016

Ivan

Ivan who’s is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday

“Ivan your so fat “ “ Ivan your wearing the same cloths again “

by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018

Ivanize

The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.

Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!

Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!

Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!

Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!

by Vitamin CV December 20, 2008

Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.

Shrek/Ivan

by salmonmann September 8, 2010

Ivan

I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,

too bad ivan's second,

o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.

by sam,, December 28, 2005

ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t look , talk , touch and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill u.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

Ivan

Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.

"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"

by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020