byeast infection

when a vaginal yeast infection crosses the perineum barrier into the anus causing an anal yeast infection

"I pulled a southern trespass on her and she got a byeast infection."

by jimseng January 22, 2010

yeast infection

A very funny infection that plagues dooshy and yoan.

I got a yeast infection argh kthxbye

by Yoan June 26, 2006

Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

Public Display of Infection

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Yeast Infection

1. Someone who bitches out about something.
2. Someone who does something stupid
3. A friendly greeting.

Yeast Infection, Yeasty, Yeasted out

Mike is such a "yeast infection" today.
Mike you are SUCH a "YEAST INFECTION"!
Whats up yeasty.

by Karko December 13, 2003

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014