a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.
Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao
by ChenzLikesMen December 5, 2020
Get the cabinet gaymug. by Raphaelm84 October 1, 2017
Get the chocolate cabinetmug. When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.
Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.
by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019
Get the Cabinet Fuckermug. To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.
That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.
by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011
Get the Dissolve the cabinetmug. "Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019
Get the yogurt cabinetmug. by Slickchick3000 March 22, 2017
Get the Dick cabinetmug. Girl:“Eww you got brown cabinets I could never🤢”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”
by Justageeker January 9, 2024
Get the you got brown cabinetsmug.