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jazz_invincible

Jazz: The king of that site called Neopets because he was so kingish like that. He had all the avatars and became so popular on a stupid site until he cheated and was frozen.

Then he disappeared.

But people STILL talk about him. So the invincible Jazz was invincible after all, and he was slayed by that thing we know as TNT.
Board title: Who remembers jazz_invincible?

Board message: He was frozen! Wth! He was like, the KING of this craphole. What happened?!?!?!
by AC Freak October 15, 2010
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inventorious

Jeff was feeling rather inventorious after purchasing an additional 200 million bonds.
by victorious December 10, 2008
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investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).
"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."
by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009
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craniorectal inversion

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.
"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."
by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007
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Diva Invitation

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama
Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.
by MikeGO November 8, 2007
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eyelid inventory

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning
After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.
by Hard Living Heather February 4, 2010
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courtesy invite

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011
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