Overhead Helmet

Very sophisticated slang for a condom.

Last night I had rough sex with Sue, but I forgot to use an overhead helmet, so I got her nasty herpes.

by tuskhusker292 September 04, 2010

borracho helmet

A cowboy hat, as worn by a drunk (borracho) driver. A term coined by the California Highway Patrol (CHP) because a majority of all traffic stops of men wearing cowboy hats results in a DUI arrest.
aka. cowboy hat, stetson

"Did you see that guy weaving all over the road...? He was wearing a borracho helmet." said Darren.
"If you want to prevent getting pulled over too, you should take off your borracho helmet", I replied.
"I will only take off my borracho helmet after you take off your borracho helmet," he mumbled.

by JimbAround June 24, 2005

Hair Helmet

When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.

Whoa Frank... nice Hair Helmet!

by SouCo Mapos September 12, 2007

roman helmet

The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory

I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.

by Harvey Wallbanger May 07, 2005

Privacy Helmet

A product put out by Cinco, the Privacy Helmet is specially designed so that the user's roommate can have sex in his or her dorm room in complete privacy, while the subject using the helmet is still in the roommate's presence. The helmet emits a deafening sound and blinding mace in order to ensure the user does not sneak a peek at the sexual activity taking place in the dorm room.

I'll do you a solid, bro...you two can bang in the dorm, and I'll wear the Cinco Privacy Helmet.

by Herschaft May 14, 2010

mud helmet

The fecal matter caked to one's penis after sexual relations in another's anus.

Dude, after ramming Alice in the ass, I had a serious mud helmet!!!

by cobramark20 December 27, 2008

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 02, 2009