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James Hawkins

A rainbow sparkly gay toad-sniffer ex-fiend who farts glittery toadstools on your good drugs
Don't be such a James Hawkins.
by SaD 😢 pEnGuIn 🐧 May 24, 2016
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Hawkins

Anyone in this family has a big dick, gets hot women, and loves meat and dogs, usually consists of athletes, also gun loving full bred americans.
Hey is that jones' girlfriend, she's hot!

Woah! I wouldn't even try her Jones is apart of the Hawkins.
by Cok4lif January 25, 2021
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shakira hawkins

a nice young lightskinned girl who loves beating up her sister because she just

eww
person 1: hi shakira hawkins
person 2 : hi
by adallya hawkins April 29, 2020
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shakira l hawkins

a girl who always beats up her sister because she just eww
by adallya hawkins April 29, 2020
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Pulling a Hawkins

A Hawkins is a type of player who has a really long game. Pulling a Hawkins is when a friend leaves your life to do something important and then reappears via social media many years later when he is getting divorced. Then he talks to you until he gets married again, then he ignores you and then shows up again when he is getting divorced again. Someone who does this is pulling a Hawkins.
For example, I can't believe that he is pulling a Hawkins on me again. He went to Iraq after 911 and didn't talk to me for 12 years and then one day he just showed up on my Facebook. Then that time he just talked to me until he met another wife. Now he invites me to his wedding. That player has a really long game.
by HqKoid7035 June 22, 2020
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Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
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Hawkins

A woman who is mysterious. She shows little to no emotion but yet her smile and small conversations make you want to fall in love. She is more beautiful than a sunset itself. She is confusing and hard to understand sometimes and makes harsh unforgettable and regrettable mistakes but never means to. She just needs to be loved.
JAB<3Hawkins
by MysteryMan05 October 20, 2020
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