Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.

Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.

lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.

by Ducky4hem June 5, 2022

gullet ska hem

Gullet ska hem is a sentence used by the people from Bergen when the best football team in Norway is playing good football.

Gullet ska hem, Gullet ska heeeem, Hem til Bergen, gullet ska hem

by SK Brann October 23, 2019

Hem

To edit a Thread. To specifically edit the thread to make it shorter, to convey the same thought in fewer words.

Oh snap, no one is going to read that Thread, I should hem it.

by Jayzion74 July 6, 2023

Hem

Gold, cold, the stitches on the end of T-shirt.

Q-How’s the new guy joined today?
A- He is so smart and good at catching things. He can be the Hem(Gold) for the boss.

Q- How’s the weather today?
A- It’s cold as Hem.

by Spiral_ape. November 24, 2021

Ducky Hem

when you are.

remember when i ducky hemmed ur mom

omg that’s so ducky hem

brah brah ducky hem

by Ducky4hem June 4, 2022

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)

Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!

by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024