by Abdul Kruz January 10, 2022
by Tycoontim April 21, 2017
1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 05, 2021
When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.
by Mattjod July 30, 2021
A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.
by toeman98 June 19, 2019