Goofy Muppet

A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.

Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!

by fluxfnnnn June 27, 2022

Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc February 22, 2012

Goofy slut

A freaky girl who's Goofy.

That goofy slut make me laugh and makes me cum.

by Kimi Smile January 15, 2021

goofy dream

1. the type of dream you experience after you smoke a bunch of marijuana. 2. a nap between bowls.

stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.

by $LN$ September 10, 2009

goofy missionary

When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.

Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.

by NotMythicalchefTrevor April 28, 2023

Goofy ahh

Another way of saying goofy ass

“Look at this goofy ahh nigga”

by sageinctrl May 02, 2022

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) December 13, 2007