stevie gonzalez

A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.

Woah look at that stevie gonzalez go, he's faster than speedy.

by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009

ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,

by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

Jonathan Gonzalez

Handsome young man

Lucas: Jonathan Gonzalez is a handsome young man

by JonathanGonzalez April 11, 2024

Ohm Gonzalez

Funny, cries alot, likes kpop and bl, is tall ok that's it 😍

Person:what is ohm Gonzalez doing
Person two:SF9 dropped a song
Person 1:oh ok ohm is being himself

by Leehyunjunonechanceplease November 22, 2021

Gonzalez

A man who lives life like a hibernating bear, doing nothing but eatting and sleeping, be careful not to disturb one during either activities as this well drive him into a rage

Damn Gonzalez eatting again?

by Speedwagon64 September 5, 2025

Elias Peter Gonzalez

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)

me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.

by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021