A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.
by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.
by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

by JonathanGonzalez April 11, 2024

by Leehyunjunonechanceplease November 22, 2021

A man who lives life like a hibernating bear, doing nothing but eatting and sleeping, be careful not to disturb one during either activities as this well drive him into a rage
Damn Gonzalez eatting again?
by Speedwagon64 September 5, 2025

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021
