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phittie gonzalez 

someone who is really really hot.

comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.

'oh get a load of that, that guy is a phittie gonzalez if ever i saw one'
phittie gonzalez by shayanne January 29, 2007

White Gonzalez 

To dust a Squirrel in cocain, this making it look white. often followed by performing a brown gonzalez
i caught a squirell the other day, i might make it a white gonzalez

ariana gonzalez

Ariana Gonzalez ate her banana
ariana gonzalez by 21logic21 December 4, 2014

stevie gonzalez 

A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.
Woah look at that stevie gonzalez go, he's faster than speedy.
stevie gonzalez by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009

Zaelynn Gonzalez

the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.
Zaelynn Gonzalez equals a fun time

Speedy Gonzalez 

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"