Gonk

Gert long c**k

He has a gonk.

by catmaster18 April 21, 2021

Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'

Geez a gonk ya dobber

by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021

Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.

"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"

by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021

Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut

You gonk!

by Liezee April 30, 2021

Gonk

The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.

You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.

by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023

Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.

•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!

by McGonkals April 20, 2019

Gonk

When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.

My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.

by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024