Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio

Dude she gave me a gladstone geyser last night, it was incredible but I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess. So worth it though.

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Arctic Geyser

A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.

Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”

by clappage December 7, 2018

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio.

Dude she gave me a Gladstone Geyser last night, I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess, but it was so worth it!

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024