The Costco Gauntlet

Eating 1 chicken bake, 1 slice of pizza, 1 churro, 1 sundae, and a bowl of chili from Costco in one sitting.

Yo bro, you wanna do the Costco Gauntlet this weekend?
Yea man, my stomachs gonna hurt though

by IfGodWasAFruit June 13, 2019

The Granny Gauntlet

The challenge to complete all 3 Granny video games without getting hit once. If you get hit once especially in the second or third game you have to start at the beginning back at the first game. This challenge was popularized by the world’s heaviest streamer Caseoh

Person 1: Yo dude did you see that new Caseoh clip

Person 2: Haha yeah! He won The Granny Gauntlet!

by Keilli January 2, 2024

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025